imagine harry being harry and saying something sassy to ron and hermione but they don’t find it funny

then three tables across the gryffindor’s, they hear draco laugh

 #lol  #Harry Potter 


This one wins

 #snort  #lol  #harry potter 





I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

 #basically  #Harry Potter 
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)
 #snort  #lol  #nicki minaj 
 #omg  #lol  #video 
 #lol  #vmas 





Liam in One Direction: The Official Annual 2015


Liam in One Direction: The Official Annual 2015

 #one direction  #cutie 
 #bob's burgers 
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Song: Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) [feat. 2 Cellos]
Artist: Sky Ferreira
Album: Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) [feat. 2 Cellos] - Single
Plays: 5,333


30 Day Song Challenge

15. A Song That Is A Cover By Another Artist

Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) - Sky Ferreira (feat. 2 Cellos)






james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

 #lol  #harry potter 
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